Hello, my name is Eric Geller, and I’m a rising senior at Burke. I’m the World/Business editor for the Cageliner, and I’m here to give you a preview of our final issue.
No no no, calm down, this isn’t the last issue ever. But we’re wrapping up the 2008-2009 school year, and that means the latest and greatest Cageliner will also be this year’s last. So here’s a preview of some of our leading stories.
- Journalism Confessionals – We’re sure you’ve been wanting to know the inner workings of the Journalism class since early Fall. So look for Cecilia D’Anastasio‘s shocking expose in this last issue.
- If I Ran The Show – What would Burke be like if our head of school was departing senior Sam Porter? Read the exciting what-if story, with thoughts on the changes Burke should make, from the man himself.
- Cursive Senselessness – When a calligraphic convention becomes cumbersome or confusing, you can count on Renee Brown to step in with the explanation.
Hopefully my preview has you on the edge of your seat. And since the Cageliner only publishes physical copies (yep, we’re riding this dead-industry train to the bitter end!), you’ll just have to grab the print edition.



Hey – let’s bring the Cageliner online (Cageonliner?) – the water’s fine!